CUT THEM OFF!

CUT THEM OFF!

Last Saturday my friend's GIRLFRIEND called me on the phone and said she needed us to go for swimming(very pretty girl). I assumed we would be going with his boyfriend(my G), but she said 'no'. It would just us. Inukwa?



I told her that wouldn't feel right. She stressed that it was just a friend thing since my friend said he couldn't make it. I stood my ground  and told her I would not go.



Anyway, 3 days after my friend called me to meet him up in one joint where we usually take CHILLED beer. I told him 'oh boy your babe been call me make we go swim on Saturday ' he started laughing....he said he was very tired to go for the swimming but his girl got pissed off.


And threatened to ask me out for the swimming. He told her that I would never go. She said "what! am I not pretty enough for him?" he said 'Nooo, not that! He won't go because he is my friend '


She got more pissed then grabbed her phone to call me. She got more  surprised when  I kindly turned down the offer. In fact, he bragged to her that I would tell him when next we see.


Listen! I'm not trying to blow my trumpet here(even if ah do na my trumpet no be your own nah... Lol). I'm a kinda person that holds friendship so dear. I value truth, sincerity and straightforwardness(people who know me off facebook can attest to that).


How exactly do you manage to sleep? When you say you're somebody's friend yet you say some unspeakable things behind his/her back. You planned for their downfall. You're happy when calamity befall them.


You sleep with their spouse, boyfriend/girlfriend. You always desire anything they hold so dear to heart. You hide every secret from them yet they tell you everything about them.


Why am I writing this? 2016 is coming to an end. It's time to weed off fake friends from your life because they're never going to contribute anything positive to your life.


Anyone who does not care as much as you care for him/her CUT THEM OFF, Anyone you love but he/she doesn't love you back CUT THEM OFF, Anyone who has never impacted into your life CUT THEM OFF, anyone who takes but doesn't give CUT THEM OFF.....DAMN! just fucking cut off any mudafucker who isn't real.


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